All-Powerful Fauci Gives Final Verdict On Halloween

Oh, thank heavens!

America can now breath a sigh of relief as the all-knowing, all-powerful god Fauci gives Halloween goers the greenlight to celebrate this year, marking a huge change from last year in which he told everyone to stay home.

The highest paid federal employee and Biden’s top medical adviser said trick-or-treating outdoors is as safe as ever, especially for those who are vaccinated. Positive cases of COVID-19 are in rapid decline over the past weeks, which is a good sign that Democrats have finally decided the pandemic can be over.

For many of us, we don’t take our marching orders from Dr. Fauci so any of his edicts go in one ear and out the other, regardless of case count.

Americans should remain vigilant and take the proper precautions they deem important for their own personal health and the health of their loved ones, whatever that means to you.

Dr. Anthony Fauci told a CNN audience that it’s an important time of year for children, so “go out there” and “enjoy it.”

How sweet of him!

He added that people wanting to enjoy Halloween on Oct. 31 should consider getting the shots for that “extra degree of protection” if they are not yet vaccinated.

Doesn’t it seem that Fauci’s recommendations have softened recently, especially since all the backlash he received over already canceling Christmas?

COVID-19 vaccines so far have been approved for people 12 years and older. The Food and Drug Administration plans a meeting in late October to consider Pfizer’s request for emergency use authorization of its vaccine for children ages 5 to 11.

In other words: billions of dollars in additional profits. Doesn’t matter if it’s statistically almost impossible for children to perish from the virus, let’s shoot them up anyway!

Nationwide, there are about 95,000 new COVID-19 cases a day. Fauci called the downward trend “good news” but cautioned against declaring a premature victory since cases have bounced back in the past.

He said he’d like to see cases drop to less than 10,000 a day before dropping COVID-19 pandemic restrictions, such as shedding masks indoors in public places.

What a joke.

Author: Asa McCue